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In the past year, the meme known as “Crying Jordan” has swept the internet. Taking over the relatively small demographic of sports fans who are also social media lovers, the Crying Jordan has grown rapidly in popularity. The meme uses this image of Michael Jordan, taken at his Hall of Fame induction:

Then it is photoshopped over the face of a sad person, typically after a devastating sports loss, a joke at the expense of the “loser”. This weekend a new meme featuring Jordan’s crying face over both Conor McGregor and Ronda Rousey went viral, after McGregor’s loss Saturday night and Ronda Rousey’s loss last November. In honor of this post, here is the definitive ranking of the top 10 Crying Jordan memes.

10. Cryin’ Fitzpatrick

9. Crying Megatron

8. Crying Tom

7. Crying LeBatman

Note: See LeBron’s recent Instagram post for clarification

6. Crying Vikings

5. Crying Kanye

A parody of the cover of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and Kanye’s bank account. 

4. Crying Panther

3. Crying Apple

Note: Typically a Home Run Apple.

2. Crying Champions

1. Crying Fans

Easy to miss the subtlety in this one. In the midst of Steph Curry’s logic defying shot to beat Oklahoma City last week, notable Twitter photoshopper @nick_pants saw an opportunity. He placed a Crying Jordan on the face of every fan in the audience doing the “surrender cobra,” placing both hands on the back of their head in anguish. The result is an image worth zooming in and attempting to count.

And this Honorable Mention would definitely have made it on the list, but is not technically a Crying Jordan meme. In a reverse, twitter ‘shopper @whoisjoserivera placed Leonardo DiCaprio’s face on a dunking Jordan, celebrating his recent Academy Award.

HM. Dunking Leo

So what do you think? Did I miss any Crying Jordan memes you love? Please let us know and leave them in the comments!

 

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On Sunday, some were recuperating from Beyoncé’s absolute dominance of the internet or watching to see if [SPOILER] actually [SPOILER]’d at the end of last season, but Rangers’ rookie outfielder Nomar Mazara continued to show his proficiency at a big-league-level.

The Texas Rangers officially called up Nomar Mazara to replace Shin-Soo Choo just recently on April 10. After a fantastic spring, many Rangers fans hoped he would make the team outright, but the team decided to give the 20-year-old another year to mature with the game. But in the end he became a major leaguer anyways, and has earned the title.

In only 12 games, Mazara (affectionately called “Maz,” by a fanbase which has a history of loving nicknames) has wildly impressed the Rangers. The expectations of Mazara were a strong offensive set, but disappointing defensive output. He proved the offensive expectations dead-on, with a pair of homers and a slash of .356/.404/.533. Here is video of yesterday’s massive 418 foot bomb, which came off of the bat at 110 MPH according to Evan Grant of the DMN:

The most impressive aspect of Mazara’s game up to this point has been the unexpectedly high level of defense he has played. With quite a few great plays and little to no errors, Mazara simply plays smart baseball (something which cannot always be said about starting center fielder Delino DeShields). And when the Rangers faced a tough situation against the White Sox in the bottom of the ninth inning, Maz was not prepared to lose:

Jared Sandler, reporter for 105.3 The Fan, claims that if Mazara continues to play at this rate, he will stay even when Choo and/or Hamilton return from injury.

In only two weeks of play, Nomar Mazara has caused a great stir among Rangers fans not just about the present but the future. With great hope not just for this year but the ones to come, Texas will look to Mazara as a key component

All stats from espn.com. Featured Image Credit: Twitter/@Rangers

For more Rangers info and opinions (and possibly Game of Thrones spoilers and the odd Beyoncé tweet), follow the author on twitter @justjustin42.